Dear me...

Hello to me,

So today was fun, kinda...

My electric went off at approx 12.57am last night, completely tripped, TV shot off, lights went black, alarm downstairs went nuts, it was pretty funny actually because Rich managed to scare himself by saying there was a killer in the house as we'd not been back from seeing Saw V for long. So yeah, power was off, no nothing. I called up the 24/7 maintenance "team" which turned out to be one old dude, I'd say 62 years old, show up in a shitty van at around 2am to tell me "well i can't give you power, you need to flick the main trip switch back up, that's all it'll be" okay cool, but, where is that Mr. Telling Me Useless Information?

I put American Pie on my laptop, fell asleep, woke up COLD! Called the rent company and they were like "oh, that's not good, we'll send someone out asap"

One of the women showed up, called Claire, she's been here before when i had a problem with the roof, she's hot haha, anyway, stop getting sidetracked, we found out that some little dickhead managed to STEAL out main power box to the house, i say power box, I'm not actually sure what it was physically called, but they cut it with some big ass cutter things. I don't get how they didn't die, it's MAINS ELECTRICITY, are they dim? Besides that, why would they want MY electric box?

Mr. Electrician came round, saved the day "I'll fix this for you" and did just that, so i now have power, I'm not able to type what i am typing, great times!

I went to the gym today, was pretty funny towards the end. I was getting a shower and Rich was in the cubicle opposite me, i finished, got out, walked to my locker and the gym lights turned off, i shouted "not again" and Rich ran out of the shower, butt naked into the changing room, only for the lights to turn back on hahahahahaha, brilliant.

This week I've learned that travelling is good, London is awesome, not to buy Saw V, not to recommend Saw V to anyone, even people I'm not keen on, that spinney rides in fairs are still evil and should all vanish, be quicker at the gym, protect my electric supply for all it's worth and to buy my shoes from the cheap shop, £5 for a pair of decent looking shoes, bargain!

One love,
xo